I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
canada wins
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Wait… 39% of internet users still use IE ? But…why?
^ THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO LOL.
4 hours a day tho. Jesus.
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Holy shit.
This is one of those things that makes me incredibly lightheaded to think about.
I totally think about this all the time I’m glad there is a word for it
i always wanted to know what to call this…
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Justin Bieber told Q magazine
HAHAHA i just looked this up to verify it and yes, he did indeed say that. hahahahahaaaa
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The rest of the quote is the best:
“…brooking no argument from the journalist who gently suggested that said song was actually by Alice Cooper. “No! Ozzy did that song! I like rock music, man.”
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Just reblogging this to remind people that the Antichrist does indeed exist.
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oh my god what a stupid little bastard
THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.
1. Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” - mid 2012 Senate Campaign
2. Claytie Williams: “If…
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Grotto in an iceberg, Antarctica. January 5th, 1911.
Photograph by Herbert Ponting.
- Tegan: Sara couldn't finish the show, I had to complete it without her. When she came off stage she basically just laid down on the grass and some Lollapalooza employee came over with a bucket of ice and just poured it on top of her. And she had to be taken back to the hotel room.
- Interviewer: Oh my God.
- Tegan: Yes, but that's OK because that established that I was the stronger one and she was the weaker one.




