Text 2 Sep 293,634 notes

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

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Video 2 Sep 17,239 notes
Quote 1 Sep 355,303 notes
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of ‘He wants you so bad’ seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Video 31 Aug 87,948 notes

jeremy-ruiner:

the-avenging-apprentice:

Wait… 39% of internet users still use IE ? But…why?

^ THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO LOL.

4 hours a day tho. Jesus.

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Video 30 Aug 13,465 notes
Photo 29 Aug 249,229 notes electricpastiche:

thatlavendrblonde:

stealtharchaeologist:

Holy shit.
This is one of those things that makes me incredibly lightheaded to think about.

I totally think about this all the time I’m glad there is a word for it

i always wanted to know what to call this…

electricpastiche:

thatlavendrblonde:

stealtharchaeologist:

Holy shit.

This is one of those things that makes me incredibly lightheaded to think about.

I totally think about this all the time I’m glad there is a word for it

i always wanted to know what to call this…

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Photo 26 Aug 157,904 notes supahnikk:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER!

supahnikk:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER!

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Photo 26 Aug 10,578 notes

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Quote 23 Aug 2,841 notes
I like Black Sabbath, you know, some of the stuff. I like School’s Out For Summer.
— 

Justin Bieber told Q magazine

HAHAHA i just looked this up to verify it and yes, he did indeed say that. hahahahahaaaa

(via bullyrays)

The rest of the quote is the best:
“…brooking no argument from the journalist who gently suggested that said song was actually by Alice Cooper. “No! Ozzy did that song! I like rock music, man.” 

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Just reblogging this to remind people that the Antichrist does indeed exist.

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oh my god what a stupid little bastard

Text 23 Aug 59,365 notes

ghostpulse:

THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.

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Photo 22 Aug 898 notes

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Video 22 Aug 155 notes
Link 22 Aug 38,649 notes The Eleventh Blog: The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men »

agvnotes:

These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.

1. Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” - mid 2012 Senate Campaign

2. Claytie Williams: “If…

Photo 21 Aug 9,075 notes ckck:

Grotto in an iceberg, Antarctica. January 5th, 1911.
Photograph by Herbert Ponting.

ckck:

Grotto in an iceberg, Antarctica. January 5th, 1911.

Photograph by Herbert Ponting.

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Chat 20 Aug 364 notes
  • Tegan: Sara couldn't finish the show, I had to complete it without her. When she came off stage she basically just laid down on the grass and some Lollapalooza employee came over with a bucket of ice and just poured it on top of her. And she had to be taken back to the hotel room.
  • Interviewer: Oh my God.
  • Tegan: Yes, but that's OK because that established that I was the stronger one and she was the weaker one.
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